[intro]
好き好き大好き
I love you so much it’s true
好き好き愛してる
Now come and hug me or I’ll cut you
[Verse 1]
I’ll never forget the moment we first met
It was English class and you were seated next to me
You looked so cute acted so sweet just what I need
I could tell right away that we had something special
I’ll never forget how much I cried when I found out you had a girlfriend
But then I felt better when I knew how to make things end
[Pre-Chorus]
I faked being friends with that bitch to earn her trust
Then I took her out to the forest and left her in the dust
It took the cops three weeks to find the body and end the affair
But unfortunately for them she got mauled by a bear
[Chorus]
好き好き大好き
I love you so much it’s true
好き好き愛してる
I’ll never let another girl have you
好き好き大好き
I love you so much it’s true
好き好き愛してる
Now come and kiss me or I’ll cut you
[Verse 2]
After your first girlfriend died I made sure to comfort you everyday
I knew that if I was there for you long enough you’d see that I’m your dream girl
But then some other slut had to come and steal you away
The horror of you being stolen from me was enough to make me hurl
But I managed to calm myself down when I remembered girl number one
And I knew what needed to be done
[Pre-Chorus]
I found out that bitch had a nasty peanut allergy
Then I kidnapped her and took her to an abandoned house that Saturday
It took the cops only one week to find her this time
Guess after the first kill they were really on the move
Her corpse was so puffed up and disgusting it’d make the perfect prop for a horror movie
[Chorus]
好き好き大好き
I love you so much it’s true
好き好き愛してる
I’ll never let another girl have you
好き好き大好き
I love you so much it’s true
好き好き愛してる
Now come and make love to me or I’ll cut you
[Bridge]
I know that I can’t keep myself from getting arrested forever
I need you to finally understand that we belong together
So I knocked you out with grandpa’s sleeping pills and then took you away
I then tied you with rope and locked you in my basement and forced you to obey
I’m sorry sweetheart I can’t let you out just yet
Not until you understand we’re meant to be and stop being upset
[Chorus]
好き好き大好き
I love you so much it’s true
好き好き愛してる
I’ll never let another girl have you
好き好き大好き
Why is it so hard for you to understand yourself
好き好き愛してる
If you ever leave me I’ll kill you and then myself
[Outro]
好き好き大好き